Skipped the gym. Felt amazing.
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Absurd Premium
Buy an Excuse for Missing Gym
Valid until tomorrow
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy an Excuse for Missing Gym provides a fresh, believable reason to skip leg day. Pre-loaded with "my shoes are in the car" and "my muscles are in recovery". Valid until tomorrow, then renews itself.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Excuse worked on myself.
Used "it looks like rain". Indoors.
Delivery status
Warming up your excuse. No stretching needed.
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