Buy a Better Opening Line
Replace "hey" with something that gets a reply
₹3,999
Funny dating app products for people who swipe more than they speak
For people who swipe more than they speak.
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Buy Ghost Protection
Keeps people from disappearing mid-chat
₹7,999
Buy Profile Photo Upgrade
Removes group pics where nobody knows who you are
₹14,999
Buy "Let's See Where It Goes" Translator
Tells you what the bio really means
₹4,999
Buy First Date Confidence
Lasts until the bill arrives
₹9,999
Buy Green Flag Finder
Beeps when someone says "I love dogs and long walks"
₹19,999
Buy Match Delay Spray
Makes them reply in 2027
₹5,999
Buy "No Pineapple Pizza" Filter
For bios that list dealbreakers nobody asked for
₹12,999
Buy Second Date Insurance
Guarantees a second date if the first one survives
₹3,999
Buy Dating App Detox
Deletes the app. Reinstalls it 11 minutes later
₹7,999
Buy Typing Bubble Patience
Wait calmly while three dots dance
₹5,999
Buy First Date Menu Decoder
Order something that looks classy and is also cheap
₹6,999
About this category
Opening lines that do not end in "hey", typing bubbles that vanish and bios that need a translator. These fake products are made for people who swipe more than they speak and for anyone who has ever stared at three dots.
Frequently asked questions
Will these products get me a date?
No. They are fake. But they might get you a laugh, which is a great opener.
What is the funniest dating app product?
Buy "Let's See Where It Goes" Translator and Buy Typing Bubble Patience are crowd favourites.
Is this an actual dating app?
No. BuyNonsense is a comedy shop. There is no dating, no matching and no profile to create.