Buy a Bigger Cup
Bigger than your head. Refills not included
Big portions, big cars and bigger opinions, all in good fun.
Bigger than your head. Refills not included
Order a sofa. Pick it up at window 2
Drinks, soups, Wi-Fi and compliments
Because 4 wheels are better than a backpack
Hears "How are you?" Replies "Good, you?"
15%? 18%? 20%? A tiny panic with a button
Yell loudly at a TV. Feel professional
Elbow guards, comfy shoes and a firm "mine"
Turns any task into "we will circle back"
Hot. Crispy. Big enough to share (you won't)
Right at the entrance. Never taken. Always yours
Keeps autumn alive until July
Giant cups, endless refills, tipping panic, drive-thru everything and one very large truck for one very small bag. These fake products tease American habits with affection, and everyone is invited to laugh along.
Only affectionately. The jokes celebrate big portions, big cups and big opinions with a smile.
Buy a Giant Truck for One Tiny Bag and Buy Tipping Anxiety Calculator always get a laugh.
You cannot buy them from anywhere. They are all fictional, so there is nothing to ship.