Buy Cricket Patience (5-Day Edition)
Survive a Test match without asking who is winning
₹4,999
Funny cricket fan products: for people who explain the no-ball rule for 40 minutes
For people who can explain the no-ball rule for 40 minutes.
Browse Cricket Fan Nonsense products
Buy Umpire Decision Insurance
Covers every "that was NOT out"
₹9,999
Buy "Just One More Over" Time Extension
Turns 10 minutes into 3 hours
₹3,999
Buy Cricket Expert Certificate
Explain every player's flaw from your sofa
₹7,999
Buy Last-Over Nerves
Palpitations, pacing and shouting at the TV
₹14,999
Buy Scoreboard Refreshing Service
Refreshes the score every 10 seconds, even when nothing changes
₹5,999
Buy Fantasy Team Regret
"I should have picked him as captain"
₹12,999
Buy Commentary Mute Button
Silences "well, in my day…" for a full innings
₹4,999
Buy Rain Delay Entertainment
Survive a rain break without checking the forecast 80 times
₹9,999
Buy World Cup Recovery Kit
Soothes the post-final emptiness
₹3,999
Buy Sixer Replay Remote
Watch the best six again. And again. And again
₹6,999
Buy "Howzat!" Appeal Megaphone
For every appeal. Including the one at the dinner table
₹5,999
About this category
Five-day patience, last-over nerves, rain delay entertainment and a scoreboard that refreshes every ten seconds. These fake products are made for sofa experts, group-chat captains and anyone who yells "howzat!" at the TV.
Frequently asked questions
Are these cricket products real?
No. They are made-up jokes for fans. No bats, balls or umpires were harmed.
What is a good funny gift for a cricket fan?
Buy Cricket Expert Certificate and Buy "Howzat!" Appeal Megaphone are great picks.
Can I buy a real cricket bat here?
No. Nothing here is real. For real bats, please visit a sports shop.