Buy Spider Detection Radar
Beeps when a huntsman is in the room
₹12,999
Australian nonsense: spiders, beaches and calling everyone mate
Spider alerts, beach days and calling everyone mate.
Browse Australian Nonsense products
Buy the "Yeah, Nah" Word Guide
Means yes. Or no. Or maybe. Mate
₹24,999
Buy Kangaroo Crossing Insurance
Covers hops, bumps and very rude boxing matches
₹12,999
Buy Beach Membership
Sand, sun and a very friendly seagull
₹24,999
Buy BBQ Confidence
Flip like a pro. Hold tongs like a king
₹12,999
Buy "She'll Be Right" Spray
Sprays calm on every problem
₹24,999
Buy Shark Alarm
A tiny bell that rings when something finned arrives
₹12,999
Buy Australian Summer
42 degrees. Ice cream not included
₹24,999
Buy Arvo Slang Course
Say everything short. Say it with a smile
₹12,999
Buy Drop Bear Protection
A tiny helmet. A huge sense of safety
₹24,999
Buy an Esky That Stays Cold Forever
Cold drinks. All day. Even in a hot ute
₹14,999
Buy Sausage Sizzle Priority Queue
Skip the line. Get a sausage with onions
₹8,999
About this category
Spider radars, drop bear helmets, kangaroo crossings, a very cold esky and a sausage sizzle queue that never ends. These fake products tease Australian life with affection, and they all come with sunscreen.
Frequently asked questions
Is this a real Australian shop?
No. It is a comedy store. Nothing exists, nothing ships and nobody gets bitten.
What is a funny Australian gift idea?
Buy Drop Bear Protection and Buy Spider Detection Radar are two of the most popular.
Do drop bears really exist?
No. The drop bear is a joke, and so is everything else on this page.