Buy a Plot Twist
Life gets interesting. Mostly
₹24,999
Absurd premium products: luxury for people who own everything imaginary
Luxury for people who already own everything imaginary.
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Buy a Parallel Universe Ticket
One way. Terms unclear
₹9,999
Buy Invisible Clothing
Fits everyone. Seen by nobody
₹19,999
Buy a Pet Rock with Wi-Fi
A calm friend who loves to sit
₹39,999
Buy Moon Property (Sea View)
Sea view. No sea
₹14,999
Buy Yesterday Again
Redo a day. Same traffic
₹29,999
Buy a Compliment from Your Crush
"Nice shoes." Heart rate: 400
₹12,999
Buy Monday Insurance
Claim it every Monday. Receive hope
₹79,999
Buy an Excuse for Missing Gym
Valid until tomorrow
₹9,999
Buy Nothing (Gift Wrapped)
Premium nothing. Free box
₹79,999
Buy a Pocket-Sized Rainbow
Folds up. Fits in your wallet. Slightly shiny
₹17,999
Buy Gravity Off Switch (Mondays Only)
Float to work. Land when ready
₹34,999
About this category
Moon property with a sea view, invisible clothing, Monday insurance and a gift-wrapped box of nothing. These premium products are priced like luxury and delivered like fiction, which makes them the perfect gift for the person who has everything.
Frequently asked questions
What is the most expensive item on BuyNonsense?
Buy Monday Insurance and Buy Nothing (Gift Wrapped) are both priced at ₹79,999. Delivery of either is, of course, never.
Is this a good gift for someone who has everything?
Yes. A beautifully empty box that says "nothing" is a classic joke gift. No postage required.
Can I buy a plot on the moon here?
Only in your imagination. Buy Moon Property (Sea View) is fictional, as is the sea.