Buy Relative Mute Button
Mutes "So, what are you doing these days?"
₹12,999
Funny products for relatives, parents and family chaos
Family functions, group chats and gentle teasing, all with love.
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Buy Mom's "Beta, Kuch Khaya?" Filter
Blocks the question. Keeps the tiffin
₹24,999
Buy Dad's Lecture Skip Pass
Jump straight to "okay, bas, jao"
₹12,999
Buy Sibling Silence Pass
Five minutes without "Mummy, dekho na!"
₹24,999
Buy Aunty's Relationship Advice Filter
Filters "Beta, tum bhi settle ho jao"
₹24,999
Buy Small Talk Escape Pass
One magic excuse for any boring conversation
₹24,999
Buy Emotional Support Dog (Fully Imaginary)
Wags tail. Eats nothing. Judges nobody
₹24,999
Buy Daily Compliment Subscription
One kind word a day, free of charge
₹12,999
Buy Family WhatsApp Group Exit Pass
Leave quietly. Nobody notices. Everyone notices
₹6,999
Buy Sharma Ji Ka Beta Shield
Deflects every comparison to the neighbour's son
₹9,999
Buy Never-Empty Mithai Box
The box that always has one more piece
₹7,999
Buy Diwali Cleaning Excuse
"I have an urgent meeting" for the deep clean
₹4,999
About this category
Aunties with advice, dads with lectures, siblings with remotes and a family WhatsApp group that never sleeps. These fake products tease the situation, never the people, and they work best as a laugh shared at the next family dinner.
Frequently asked questions
Are these family products meant to offend anyone?
No. The jokes tease family situations, never real people. Every aunty, uncle and Sharma ji is entirely fictional.
What makes a good funny family gift?
Something that makes everybody laugh at the same time. Try Buy Relative Mute Button or Buy Never-Empty Mithai Box.
Do these products really mute relatives?
Sadly no. Nothing here exists. The only thing you receive is a smile and a very polite failed delivery.