Buy Sleep-Anywhere Pass
Cosy naps in cafes, cars and queues
₹24,999
Funny pregnancy products: warm, relatable nonsense for the whole journey
Warm, relatable nonsense for the unsolicited advice that follows.
Browse Pregnancy Nonsense products
Buy Midnight Craving Delivery
Pickles, ice cream or biryani. Whatever, whenever
₹12,999
Buy Unsolicited Advice Mute Button
Mutes "In my time, we used to..."
₹24,999
Buy Baby Name Peace Treaty
Everyone agrees on a name. For 5 minutes
₹12,999
Buy Comfy Cushion Off Switch
A cuddle for the lower back, on demand
₹24,999
Buy Patience for "When Is It Due?"
Smile politely every time someone asks
₹12,999
Buy Mood Swing Weather Report
80% chance of tears. 20% chance of dancing
₹24,999
Buy Hospital Bag Organizer
Packs the bag. Remembers the charger
₹12,999
Buy "Where Did I Keep It?" Memory Booster
Finds keys, phone and the thing you came to the kitchen for
₹24,999
Buy Nap Without Guilt
Sleep at 4 PM. Feel great at 4:01
₹12,999
Buy Midnight Craving Radar
Detects the nearest dessert at 2 AM
₹11,999
Buy Unlimited Comfy Pillow Fort
14 pillows. One very happy you
₹17,999
About this category
Midnight cravings, endless advice from relatives, hospital bags and the most comfortable pillow fort ever built. These fake products offer warm, relatable humour for the pregnancy journey. They are jokes only and not medical advice.
Frequently asked questions
Is this medical advice?
No. These are fictional comedy products. For anything about health, please talk to a doctor.
What is a good funny pregnancy gift?
Buy Unsolicited Advice Mute Button and Buy Midnight Craving Radar always bring a smile.
Do the products really help with pregnancy?
No. They are only jokes. They will not treat or help with anything except your mood.