Buy Rich Person Walk
Slow, calm, shiny steps
₹39,999
Funny rich people products: premium vibes, zero price check
For when the price tag is optional and the nonsense is premium.
Browse Rich Vibes products
Buy "I Don't Check Prices" Attitude
Never look at the right side of the menu
₹69,999
Buy Private Jet Feeling
Bring your own pillow and imaginary pilot
₹29,999
Buy Luxury Silence
Sound of money. Without the sound
₹59,999
Buy Personal Assistant (Imaginary)
Handles everything. Remembers nothing
₹24,999
Buy Old Money Vibes
Looks expensive. Costs a cardigan
₹49,999
Buy Business Class Sleep
A flat bed for an imaginary flight
₹79,999
Buy Rich Relative Personality
Everyone laughs at your jokes. Everyone
₹39,999
Buy Unlimited Brunch
Eggs, pancakes and avocado that never run out
₹69,999
Buy "Just One More Property" Mindset
Always one flat away from happiness
₹29,999
Buy Bathtub Yacht Experience
Sail from the tap to the drain
₹44,999
Buy "Right Away, Sir" Tone Pack
Waiters, valets and shopkeepers sound extra polite
₹22,999
About this category
Private jet feelings, old-money cardigans, bathtub yachts and an unlimited brunch that never ends. These fake products give you a fancy feeling without a fancy bill, because nothing here ships, charges or leaves a mess.
Frequently asked questions
Do I need to be rich to buy these?
No. Nothing here costs real money. Everything is fictional and delivered never.
Which rich product is the funniest?
Buy Bathtub Yacht Experience and Buy Business Class Sleep are always popular.
Is the checkout real?
No. It is a pretend checkout with a funny price breakdown and a delivery that fails.