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204 products. ₹3,999 to ₹79,999. Zero delivered.
Life Problems
Buy Peace (Some Assembly Required)
Flat-pack calm. Screws missing, vibes included
₹7,999
Buy Silence for the Whole Building
A mute button for drills, doorbells and forwarded memes
₹14,999
Buy 8 Hours of Sleep
Ships instantly, arrives right after your 5 AM alarm
₹5,999
Buy Motivation (Starts Monday)
Begins Monday. Monday begins next Monday
₹12,999
Buy Instant Confidence
Walk into any room like you know the Wi-Fi password
₹4,999
Buy Green Signal Luck
Every traffic light turns green. Except yours
₹9,999
Buy Patience (Loading…)
Please wait. And then wait some more
₹3,999
Buy Focus for One Tab
Close 47 tabs. Keep 46 open
₹7,999
Buy Full Battery Energy
Charged to 100%, dispatched at 2%
₹14,999
Buy One More Weekend
An extra Sunday, with free Sunday-night dread
₹6,999
Buy Missing Sock Finder
Finds the lost sock. Loses the other one
₹4,999
Mumbai Special
Buy Mumbai Traffic Skip (Teleport Past Bandra)
Bandra mein 2 km teleport. Signal nahi, shanti.
₹3,999
Buy Local Train Window Seat
Window seat milegi. Bas kalpana mein.
₹9,999
Buy Personal Space in Mumbai Local
Bheed mein bhi apni jagah, bhai
₹3,999
Buy Auto Meter Honesty
Meter chalega. Bas dil se.
₹7,999
Buy Baarish Timing
Baarish tab, jab ghar pahunch jao
₹14,999
Buy Power Cut Protection
Light jaaye, smile na jaaye
₹5,999
Buy Full WiFi Bars (Mumbai Edition)
Full bars, even in the lift
₹12,999
Buy Boss Approval Thumbs Up
Shabash! Bas Monday ko nahi
₹4,999
Buy Salary Hike (Date Pata Nahi)
Hike aayega. Bas date nahi pata
₹9,999
Buy Work From Home Forever
Ghar se kaam, ghar mein aaram
₹3,999
Buy Unlimited Vada Pav Pass
Ek aur vada pav? Hamesha haan
₹5,999
Buy Honk-Free Zone
Horn nahi. Bas "bhai, side de"
₹8,999
Family & Relationships
Buy Relative Mute Button
Mutes "So, what are you doing these days?"
₹12,999
Buy Mom's "Beta, Kuch Khaya?" Filter
Blocks the question. Keeps the tiffin
₹24,999
Buy Dad's Lecture Skip Pass
Jump straight to "okay, bas, jao"
₹12,999
Buy Sibling Silence Pass
Five minutes without "Mummy, dekho na!"
₹24,999
Buy Aunty's Relationship Advice Filter
Filters "Beta, tum bhi settle ho jao"
₹24,999
Buy Small Talk Escape Pass
One magic excuse for any boring conversation
₹24,999
Buy Emotional Support Dog (Fully Imaginary)
Wags tail. Eats nothing. Judges nobody
₹24,999
Buy Daily Compliment Subscription
One kind word a day, free of charge
₹12,999
Buy Family WhatsApp Group Exit Pass
Leave quietly. Nobody notices. Everyone notices
₹6,999
Buy Sharma Ji Ka Beta Shield
Deflects every comparison to the neighbour's son
₹9,999
Buy Never-Empty Mithai Box
The box that always has one more piece
₹7,999
Buy Diwali Cleaning Excuse
"I have an urgent meeting" for the deep clean
₹4,999
Internet & Tech
Buy Unlimited Battery (Never See 1% Again)
Phone at 1% forever. Never dies. Never charges
₹14,999
Buy Zero Notifications
Silence, for your thumbs
₹7,999
Buy Password Memory
Remember every password. Even the one from 2014
₹14,999
Buy Internet Patience
Buffering, but you stay calm
₹7,999
Buy Unsend Button for Real Life
For words that are already said and already heard
₹14,999
Buy Screenshot Protection
They screenshot. You stay safe
₹7,999
Buy Algorithm Reset
Make your feed forget your 2 AM scroll
₹14,999
Buy Reply Later Button
Schedules your guilt for tomorrow
₹7,999
Buy Cloud Storage for Memories
Infinite space. No login required
₹14,999
Buy AI Excuse Generator
Believable excuses. Completely fictional
₹7,999
Buy Charger That Is Always Nearby
The one cable in the room that actually works
₹5,999
Buy "Remind Me Tomorrow" Forever
Postpone every software update for eternity
₹4,999
Absurd Premium
Buy a Plot Twist
Life gets interesting. Mostly
₹24,999
Buy a Parallel Universe Ticket
One way. Terms unclear
₹9,999
Buy Invisible Clothing
Fits everyone. Seen by nobody
₹19,999
Buy a Pet Rock with Wi-Fi
A calm friend who loves to sit
₹39,999
Buy Moon Property (Sea View)
Sea view. No sea
₹14,999
Buy Yesterday Again
Redo a day. Same traffic
₹29,999
Buy a Compliment from Your Crush
"Nice shoes." Heart rate: 400
₹12,999
Buy Monday Insurance
Claim it every Monday. Receive hope
₹79,999
Buy an Excuse for Missing Gym
Valid until tomorrow
₹9,999
Buy Nothing (Gift Wrapped)
Premium nothing. Free box
₹79,999
Buy a Pocket-Sized Rainbow
Folds up. Fits in your wallet. Slightly shiny
₹17,999
Buy Gravity Off Switch (Mondays Only)
Float to work. Land when ready
₹34,999
Breakup Recovery
Buy Breakup Recovery Kit
Chai, a playlist and a bold haircut idea
₹12,999
Buy Ex Blocker Pro
Blocks them on every app and also in your dreams
₹4,999
Buy "Seen But Not Replying" Insurance
Covers you for emotional damage after a blue tick
₹9,999
Buy Closure (Gift Wrapped)
A neat little box where "why?" goes to rest
₹3,999
Buy Heartbreak Leave
A day off, a blanket and zero follow-ups
₹7,999
Buy Breakup Playlist (Dramatic Edition)
40 songs that look out of the window with you
₹14,999
Buy "I'm Over It" Certificate
A shiny paper that says you are fine
₹5,999
Buy Ex Detector
Beeps within 100 metres. Gives you time to cross the road
₹12,999
Buy Emotional Support Pizza
Extra cheese, extra hugs
₹4,999
Buy Fresh Start
New page. New haircut. Same phone
₹9,999
Buy Ex Unfollow Service
Quietly unfollows. Never tells them
₹12,999
Buy Midnight Text Blocker
Stops 2 AM messages you will regret by 2:05
₹5,999
Shaadi & Marriage
Buy "Shaadi Kab?" Mute Button
Press it. Aunty keeps smiling. Question disappears
₹79,999
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan
Leave the dance floor. Keep the dessert
₹39,999
Buy Rishta Filter (Biodata Edition)
Filters biodatas by height, hobbies and "family values"
₹69,999
Buy Marriage Compatibility Report
98% match. Fights over AC temperature
₹29,999
Buy Honeymoon Without Relatives
Two people, one beach, zero "beta, photo kheench do"
₹59,999
Buy Wedding Invitation Detector
Beeps when a "save the date" is coming
₹12,999
Buy Wedding Buffet Line Teleporter
Skip the queue. Land at the gulab jamun
₹24,999
Buy Sangeet Choreography Memory
Remember every step. Even the ones you made up
₹19,999
Buy Wedding Photobomb Shield
Blocks every uncle who jumps into your photo
₹14,999
Buy Mehendi That Dries in 5 Minutes
Dark colour. No waiting. No itchy nose
₹9,999
Buy Baraat Traffic Clearance
Clear roads. Loud music. On-time groom
₹34,999
Buy Perfect Matrimonial Biodata Writer
Turns "I like Netflix" into "cultured and well travelled"
₹11,999
Ego Boost
Buy Instant Ego Boost
A tiny rocket for your self-esteem
₹9,999
Buy "I Am Right" Certificate
Wave it in every argument. Win
₹19,999
Buy The Last Word
Always have the final reply. Quietly
₹39,999
Buy Instagram Confidence
Looks great in every photo. Even in the dark
₹14,999
Buy Ignore Mode
Selective hearing, now available for everyone
₹29,999
Buy Ego Repair Kit
Fix a bruised ego with tape and tea
₹12,999
Buy Main Character Energy
Background music plays when you walk
₹24,999
Buy a Compliment from a Stranger
"Nice shoes" from a total stranger
₹9,999
Buy Argument Replay (Director's Cut)
Watch your best comeback in slow motion
₹19,999
Buy Humble Flex Subscription
Brag with a smile and a disclaimer
₹39,999
Buy Personal Applause Soundtrack
Clapping, whistles and one very loud "wow"
₹14,999
Buy Flattering Mirror
Says "looking good" even on 6 AM
₹17,999
Month-End Broke
Buy Salary Advance (Emotional Edition)
Your salary, 10 days early. In spirit
₹12,999
Buy Month-End Survival Kit
Two biscuits, one chai and big dreams
₹24,999
Buy Free Delivery Luck
Your cart hits ₹499 by ₹1
₹9,999
Buy Wallet Protection
Guards your wallet from sales and "just one more"
₹19,999
Buy "I'm Saving Money" Badge
Wear it to every group dinner
₹39,999
Buy Rent Extension Pass
Stretch the 1st of the month into the 5th
₹14,999
Buy Budget Trip to Goa
Beach, sunset, and exactly ₹4,000
₹29,999
Buy UPI Balance Illusion
Check balance. Feel hopeful. Pay. Fail
₹12,999
Buy EMI Pause Button
Press it. Breathe. Resume next month
₹24,999
Buy Rich for 24 Hours
Be wealthy until your alarm rings
₹9,999
Buy Gourmet Instant Noodle Illusion
Makes a ₹15 packet taste like a ₹1,500 plate
₹7,999
Buy Month-End Chai Credit
Chai now, pay on the 1st
₹5,999
Rich Vibes
Buy Rich Person Walk
Slow, calm, shiny steps
₹39,999
Buy "I Don't Check Prices" Attitude
Never look at the right side of the menu
₹69,999
Buy Private Jet Feeling
Bring your own pillow and imaginary pilot
₹29,999
Buy Luxury Silence
Sound of money. Without the sound
₹59,999
Buy Personal Assistant (Imaginary)
Handles everything. Remembers nothing
₹24,999
Buy Old Money Vibes
Looks expensive. Costs a cardigan
₹49,999
Buy Business Class Sleep
A flat bed for an imaginary flight
₹79,999
Buy Rich Relative Personality
Everyone laughs at your jokes. Everyone
₹39,999
Buy Unlimited Brunch
Eggs, pancakes and avocado that never run out
₹69,999
Buy "Just One More Property" Mindset
Always one flat away from happiness
₹29,999
Buy Bathtub Yacht Experience
Sail from the tap to the drain
₹44,999
Buy "Right Away, Sir" Tone Pack
Waiters, valets and shopkeepers sound extra polite
₹22,999
Kids & Parents
Buy Homework-Done Machine
Finishes everything. Learns nothing. Looks proud
₹19,999
Buy 10 More Minutes of Screen Time
Extends "just 10 more minutes" indefinitely
₹9,999
Buy Veggie Taster Wand
Broccoli tastes like ice cream (for 3 seconds)
₹19,999
Buy Exam Memory Booster
Remembers every answer after the exam
₹9,999
Buy "Five More Minutes" Button
Sleep in. Wake up in a better mood
₹19,999
Buy Sibling Remote Control
Pause your sibling for 30 seconds
₹9,999
Buy School Holiday Extender
One more week of mangoes and cartoons
₹19,999
Buy Tiffin Upgrade
Turn dal-chawal into a feast. Briefly
₹9,999
Buy Bedtime Delay Pass
One more story. And one more glass of water
₹19,999
Buy Report Card Hider
Hides it until the weekend. Or forever
₹9,999
Buy Shoe Finder (Before School Bus)
Finds the missing left shoe in 2 seconds
₹8,999
Buy "Why?" Question Answer Pack
Answers 40 "why" questions with one cheerful shrug
₹12,999
Pregnancy Nonsense
Buy Sleep-Anywhere Pass
Cosy naps in cafes, cars and queues
₹24,999
Buy Midnight Craving Delivery
Pickles, ice cream or biryani. Whatever, whenever
₹12,999
Buy Unsolicited Advice Mute Button
Mutes "In my time, we used to..."
₹24,999
Buy Baby Name Peace Treaty
Everyone agrees on a name. For 5 minutes
₹12,999
Buy Comfy Cushion Off Switch
A cuddle for the lower back, on demand
₹24,999
Buy Patience for "When Is It Due?"
Smile politely every time someone asks
₹12,999
Buy Mood Swing Weather Report
80% chance of tears. 20% chance of dancing
₹24,999
Buy Hospital Bag Organizer
Packs the bag. Remembers the charger
₹12,999
Buy "Where Did I Keep It?" Memory Booster
Finds keys, phone and the thing you came to the kitchen for
₹24,999
Buy Nap Without Guilt
Sleep at 4 PM. Feel great at 4:01
₹12,999
Buy Midnight Craving Radar
Detects the nearest dessert at 2 AM
₹11,999
Buy Unlimited Comfy Pillow Fort
14 pillows. One very happy you
₹17,999
American Nonsense
Buy a Bigger Cup
Bigger than your head. Refills not included
₹29,999
Buy Drive-Thru Everything
Order a sofa. Pick it up at window 2
₹12,999
Buy Unlimited Refills (For Everything)
Drinks, soups, Wi-Fi and compliments
₹24,999
Buy a Giant Truck for One Tiny Bag
Because 4 wheels are better than a backpack
₹9,999
Buy "How Are You?" Reply Translator
Hears "How are you?" Replies "Good, you?"
₹19,999
Buy Tipping Anxiety Calculator
15%? 18%? 20%? A tiny panic with a button
₹39,999
Buy Home Sports Commentary Class
Yell loudly at a TV. Feel professional
₹14,999
Buy Black Friday Survival Gear
Elbow guards, comfy shoes and a firm "mine"
₹29,999
Buy "Let's Circle Back" Meeting Shield
Turns any task into "we will circle back"
₹12,999
Buy Giant Fries Bucket
Hot. Crispy. Big enough to share (you won't)
₹24,999
Buy Parking Space Right at the Door
Right at the entrance. Never taken. Always yours
₹14,999
Buy Pumpkin Spice Season Extender
Keeps autumn alive until July
₹11,999
British Nonsense
Buy Tea Emergency Kit
One hot cup. Fixes everything. Mostly
₹9,999
Buy Weather Complaint Pack
"Lovely day, isn't it?" in 40 flavours
₹19,999
Buy Queue Respect Certificate
A shiny paper that says you wait nicely
₹9,999
Buy "Sorry" Reflex Pack
Apologise to doors, chairs and people
₹19,999
Buy British Summer (2 Hours)
Sun for two hours. Bring a jumper
₹9,999
Buy Posh Accent (1 Day Trial)
Sound like you own a very old library
₹19,999
Buy Football Arguments Pack
Ninety minutes of "he was never offside"
₹9,999
Buy a Full English Breakfast
Beans, toast and a nap
₹19,999
Buy Train Delay Entertainment
Learn a new hobby while waiting on platform 3
₹9,999
Buy Perfect Biscuit Dunk
Dunk for 3 seconds. Not 4. Never 5
₹19,999
Buy Umbrella That Only Works Indoors
Perfect for the sunniest day of the year
₹13,999
Buy Pub Quiz Overconfidence
"I know this one!" Wrong. Every time
₹12,999
Australian Nonsense
Buy Spider Detection Radar
Beeps when a huntsman is in the room
₹12,999
Buy the "Yeah, Nah" Word Guide
Means yes. Or no. Or maybe. Mate
₹24,999
Buy Kangaroo Crossing Insurance
Covers hops, bumps and very rude boxing matches
₹12,999
Buy Beach Membership
Sand, sun and a very friendly seagull
₹24,999
Buy BBQ Confidence
Flip like a pro. Hold tongs like a king
₹12,999
Buy "She'll Be Right" Spray
Sprays calm on every problem
₹24,999
Buy Shark Alarm
A tiny bell that rings when something finned arrives
₹12,999
Buy Australian Summer
42 degrees. Ice cream not included
₹24,999
Buy Arvo Slang Course
Say everything short. Say it with a smile
₹12,999
Buy Drop Bear Protection
A tiny helmet. A huge sense of safety
₹24,999
Buy an Esky That Stays Cold Forever
Cold drinks. All day. Even in a hot ute
₹14,999
Buy Sausage Sizzle Priority Queue
Skip the line. Get a sausage with onions
₹8,999
Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Cricket Patience (5-Day Edition)
Survive a Test match without asking who is winning
₹4,999
Buy Umpire Decision Insurance
Covers every "that was NOT out"
₹9,999
Buy "Just One More Over" Time Extension
Turns 10 minutes into 3 hours
₹3,999
Buy Cricket Expert Certificate
Explain every player's flaw from your sofa
₹7,999
Buy Last-Over Nerves
Palpitations, pacing and shouting at the TV
₹14,999
Buy Scoreboard Refreshing Service
Refreshes the score every 10 seconds, even when nothing changes
₹5,999
Buy Fantasy Team Regret
"I should have picked him as captain"
₹12,999
Buy Commentary Mute Button
Silences "well, in my day…" for a full innings
₹4,999
Buy Rain Delay Entertainment
Survive a rain break without checking the forecast 80 times
₹9,999
Buy World Cup Recovery Kit
Soothes the post-final emptiness
₹3,999
Buy Sixer Replay Remote
Watch the best six again. And again. And again
₹6,999
Buy "Howzat!" Appeal Megaphone
For every appeal. Including the one at the dinner table
₹5,999
Dating App Nonsense
Buy a Better Opening Line
Replace "hey" with something that gets a reply
₹3,999
Buy Ghost Protection
Keeps people from disappearing mid-chat
₹7,999
Buy Profile Photo Upgrade
Removes group pics where nobody knows who you are
₹14,999
Buy "Let's See Where It Goes" Translator
Tells you what the bio really means
₹4,999
Buy First Date Confidence
Lasts until the bill arrives
₹9,999
Buy Green Flag Finder
Beeps when someone says "I love dogs and long walks"
₹19,999
Buy Match Delay Spray
Makes them reply in 2027
₹5,999
Buy "No Pineapple Pizza" Filter
For bios that list dealbreakers nobody asked for
₹12,999
Buy Second Date Insurance
Guarantees a second date if the first one survives
₹3,999
Buy Dating App Detox
Deletes the app. Reinstalls it 11 minutes later
₹7,999
Buy Typing Bubble Patience
Wait calmly while three dots dance
₹5,999
Buy First Date Menu Decoder
Order something that looks classy and is also cheap
₹6,999
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BuyNonsense is a funny fake store where you can buy things that do not exist: a "shaadi kab?" mute button, a Mumbai traffic skip, last-over nerves or a gift-wrapped box of nothing. Fill your cart, run a pretend checkout and watch a delivery that always fails. It is a meme store made for laughs and for sharing, so send your favourite to a friend. Read the FAQ or about page to learn how the joke works.