Buy Instant Ego Boost
A tiny rocket for your self-esteem
₹9,999
Funny ego boost products: harmless boosts for the main character in you
Harmless boosts for the main character inside you.
Browse Ego Boost products
Buy "I Am Right" Certificate
Wave it in every argument. Win
₹19,999
Buy The Last Word
Always have the final reply. Quietly
₹39,999
Buy Instagram Confidence
Looks great in every photo. Even in the dark
₹14,999
Buy Ignore Mode
Selective hearing, now available for everyone
₹29,999
Buy Ego Repair Kit
Fix a bruised ego with tape and tea
₹12,999
Buy Main Character Energy
Background music plays when you walk
₹24,999
Buy a Compliment from a Stranger
"Nice shoes" from a total stranger
₹9,999
Buy Argument Replay (Director's Cut)
Watch your best comeback in slow motion
₹19,999
Buy Humble Flex Subscription
Brag with a smile and a disclaimer
₹39,999
Buy Personal Applause Soundtrack
Clapping, whistles and one very loud "wow"
₹14,999
Buy Flattering Mirror
Says "looking good" even on 6 AM
₹17,999
About this category
Main character energy, an "I am right" certificate and a mirror that says you look great at 6 AM. These fake products give your ego a gentle, harmless boost, with no real egos or real mirrors harmed in the process.
Frequently asked questions
Can these products really boost my ego?
Only in the way a good joke does. They are fictional, and the boost is entirely made of laughter.
Which ego product is the funniest?
Buy "I Am Right" Certificate and Buy Flattering Mirror are the most shared.
Is it okay to gift these to a friend?
Of course. A fake certificate is a great way to win a family argument, symbolically.