Told them "that's a bad shot". They said "it's a six".
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Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Cricket Expert Certificate
Explain every player's flaw from your sofa
₹7,999
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Product details
Buy Cricket Expert Certificate makes you an official sofa analyst, ready to say "he should have played that late" and "I told you so" with complete confidence.
- Category: Cricket Fan Nonsense
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Certificate looks good. Cover drive does not.
Expert on the sofa. Beginner on the field.
Delivery status
Printing your degree in cover drives.
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