Paused the EMI. Phone buzzed. Unpaused.
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Month-End Broke
Buy EMI Pause Button
Press it. Breathe. Resume next month
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy EMI Pause Button pauses your monthly instalments and lets you enjoy a peaceful sunset without the "Rs. 5,432 debited" message. Works for exactly 30 minutes.
- Category: Month-End Broke
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Pause worked until the 5th.
Great button. Wrong bank.
Delivery status
Pausing the EMI. Please do not look at the bill.
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