Went to the beach. No uncle. No peace either.
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Shaadi & Marriage
Buy Honeymoon Without Relatives
Two people, one beach, zero "beta, photo kheench do"
₹59,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Honeymoon Without Relatives gives you a quiet beach, a sea breeze and no relatives asking "where are you now?" Includes a handful of unlimited sunsets and zero group photos.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹59,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Dream trip. Mom called 14 times.
Product works until the group chat starts.
Delivery status
Booking beach. Please do not tell aunty.
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