Flexed humbly. Everyone knew.
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Ego Boost
Buy Humble Flex Subscription
Brag with a smile and a disclaimer
₹39,999
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Product details
Buy Humble Flex Subscription teaches you to say "oh, it was nothing" about your biggest wins. Includes weekly practice phrases like "I just got lucky" and "I do not even like attention".
- Category: Ego Boost
- Price: ₹39,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
"Just got lucky" works every time.
Best brag-lesson ever.
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Preparing your humble flex. Please act surprised.
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