I watched the circle for 40 minutes. Became wise.
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Internet & Tech
Buy Internet Patience
Buffering, but you stay calm
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Internet Patience lets you stay peaceful while the little circle spins at 99 percent. Great for streaming, downloads and cloud uploads that need "just a minute".
- Category: Internet & Tech
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Stayed calm. Router did not.
Great product. Please buffer faster.
Delivery status
Loading patience at 99%. It will take a while.
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