Circled for 40 minutes. Found it. In my mind.
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American Nonsense
Buy Parking Space Right at the Door
Right at the entrance. Never taken. Always yours
₹14,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Parking Space Right at the Door guarantees a spot that is next to the entrance, shaded, wide and not dented. Does not exist in any mall on Earth. Please do not circle for 40 minutes.
- Category: American Nonsense
- Price: ₹14,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Space was perfect. Car was not.
Dream parking. Real tension.
Delivery status
Reserving the spot. Please do not back in.
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