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Life Problems
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₹3,999
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Buy Patience (Loading…) is calm in a bottle that takes forever to open. Use it on slow Wi-Fi, long queues and relatives explaining how things were simpler before. Delivery takes as long as it takes.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹3,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
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Product loaded 99% then stopped. Very on brand.
I did not get angry. I got a snack.
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