Walked slowly. Missed my train. Worth it.
🚶
Rich Vibes
Buy Rich Person Walk
Slow, calm, shiny steps
₹39,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Rich Person Walk teaches you to enter any room with the slow, confident pace of someone who knows where the buffet is. Best performed while holding nothing. Pretend that everything is on hold for you.
- Category: Rich Vibes
- Price: ₹39,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Looked rich. Felt tired.
Walk is smooth. Pavement is not.
Delivery status
Practising your strut. Please slow down.
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