Got a second date. Still nervous.
🍽️
Dating App Nonsense
Buy Second Date Insurance
Guarantees a second date if the first one survives
₹3,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Second Date Insurance gives you peace of mind after a first date that went "pretty well". Covers awkward silences, spilled chai and a very long hug goodbye.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹3,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Insurance paid out in a hug.
Date two was better.
Delivery status
Booking a second date. Please text back.
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