Cup of tea solved nothing. Felt much better.
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British Nonsense
Buy Tea Emergency Kit
One hot cup. Fixes everything. Mostly
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Tea Emergency Kit is a rapid-response cup of tea for when life gets a bit much. Includes one teabag, one biscuit and a sympathetic "oh dear". Works in all crises, small and medium.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Kettle clicked. Hope returned.
Kit arrived late. Tea was early.
Delivery status
Boiling the kettle. Please stay calm.
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