Muted the aunty. Got a hug instead.
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Pregnancy Nonsense
Buy Unsolicited Advice Mute Button
Mutes "In my time, we used to..."
₹24,999
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Product details
Buy Unsolicited Advice Mute Button politely silences every stranger, neighbour and relative with a tip about what you should eat, wear or avoid. Replaces it with a gentle "you are doing great".
- Category: Pregnancy Nonsense
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Button worked. Neighbour was confused.
Peace in 3 seconds.
Delivery status
Muting friendly advice. Please smile kindly.
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