Protected my wallet. Not my cart.
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Month-End Broke
Buy Wallet Protection
Guards your wallet from sales and "just one more"
₹19,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Wallet Protection shields your wallet from flash sales, discount codes and "you may also like" suggestions. Includes a stern voice that says "do you really need it?"
- Category: Month-End Broke
- Price: ₹19,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Wallet is safe. Brain is tempted.
The voice was right. I did not need it.
Delivery status
Locking the wallet. Key is missing.
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