Ate the lot. Slept for three hours.
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British Nonsense
Buy a Full English Breakfast
Beans, toast and a nap
₹19,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Full English Breakfast is a big, warm, heart-filling plate with eggs, tomato, toast and a feeling that you may never need lunch. Includes a nap. Comes with plenty of brown sauce.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹19,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Plate arrived. Plate left. Me happy.
Best brekkie. Worst diet.
Delivery status
Frying breakfast. Please do not rush the beans.
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