Train delayed. I learned the guitar.
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British Nonsense
Buy Train Delay Entertainment
Learn a new hobby while waiting on platform 3
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Train Delay Entertainment gives you a calm, stoic way to cope with "the 8:07 is delayed by 40 minutes". Includes people-watching, a polite tut and a free sandwich in your mind.
- Category: British Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Waited. Learned patience.
Delay was perfect. Sandwich was not.
Delivery status
Delaying your train. Please admire the platform.
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