Told them my phone was in a tunnel. It was.
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Internet & Tech
Buy AI Excuse Generator
Believable excuses. Completely fictional
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy AI Excuse Generator creates polite, creative and slightly dramatic excuses for late replies, missed calls and forgotten plans. Success rate depends entirely on your poker face.
- Category: Internet & Tech
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Excuse accepted. Now I owe a real apology.
Used "the Wi-Fi died". 10/10.
Delivery status
Thinking of a good excuse. Please stand by.
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