Silence! Then mom called 6 times.
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Internet & Tech
Buy Zero Notifications
Silence, for your thumbs
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Zero Notifications removes every ping, buzz and "you have 47 new updates" from your life. For best results, also turn off your curiosity. Does not stop your mom from calling.
- Category: Internet & Tech
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Zero pings. Zero knowledge of my own wedding.
Peaceful. I missed a lot. Still peaceful.
Delivery status
Muting the internet. It is fighting back.
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