Went to the beach. Left with sand in my ears.
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Australian Nonsense
Buy Beach Membership
Sand, sun and a very friendly seagull
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Beach Membership gives you unlimited access to sand, waves and a nice spot for your towel. Includes a small hat, a faint sunburn and sand in every pocket for life.
- Category: Australian Nonsense
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Membership works. Sun hat does not.
Great beach. Great chips.
Delivery status
Reserving your sand. Please bring your own towel.
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