Alarm rang. Swam to the shore. Left my towel.
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Australian Nonsense
Buy Shark Alarm
A tiny bell that rings when something finned arrives
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Shark Alarm gives you a polite warning when a mysterious triangle appears in the water. Features a loud "nope" siren and a very fast swimming mode.
- Category: Australian Nonsense
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
It was a dolphin. Still ran.
Best product for nervous swimmers.
Delivery status
Scanning the waves. Please keep your feet dry.
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