Skipped the lecture. Dad started a new one.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Dad's Lecture Skip Pass
Jump straight to "okay, bas, jao"
₹12,999
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Product details
Buy Dad's Lecture Skip Pass fast-forwards to the end of the "when I was your age" speech. Includes one nod, one "haan papa" and the usual "chalo, khaana kha lo". Chapter on petrol prices is not skippable.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Pass worked. Then he said "sit, one more thing".
Dad was proud. I was free. Win win.
Delivery status
Rewinding dad's wisdom. Please sit upright.
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