Best dog. Zero vet bills. Zero barking.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Emotional Support Dog (Fully Imaginary)
Wags tail. Eats nothing. Judges nobody
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Emotional Support Dog (Fully Imaginary) is the best listener in the family. No walks, no shedding and no sneaky chewed slippers. Highly recommended for people who say "I want a dog" but also "I want sleep".
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Never leaves the house. Is the perfect roommate.
My dog ignored me. Felt real.
Delivery status
Training the dog to wait. He is very imaginary.
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