Wore the helmet. No drop bear. Product works.
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Australian Nonsense
Buy Drop Bear Protection
A tiny helmet. A huge sense of safety
₹24,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Drop Bear Protection keeps tourists safe from the legendary drop bear. Includes a hat, a wooden sign and a straight face. Rumour has it the bear is mostly a hoax. Mostly.
- Category: Australian Nonsense
- Price: ₹24,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Bear did not drop. Thank you.
Safe. Silly. Sandy.
Delivery status
Strapping on the helmet. Please look up.
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