Beeped at a cushion. Ran anyway.
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Australian Nonsense
Buy Spider Detection Radar
Beeps when a huntsman is in the room
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Spider Detection Radar alerts you before a very large, very hairy and very surprised spider enters your lounge. Beeps politely so you can leave the house for the week.
- Category: Australian Nonsense
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Saved me from an enormous hello.
Radar works. House is for sale.
Delivery status
Scanning the ceiling. Please do not look up.
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