Fixed my ego. Dented my diet.
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Ego Boost
Buy Ego Repair Kit
Fix a bruised ego with tape and tea
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ego Repair Kit comes with a gentle screwdriver, three chocolate biscuits and a note that says "you are doing great, champ". Perfect after losing an argument to a 7-year-old.
- Category: Ego Boost
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Kit works. Biscuits helped.
Ego repaired. Self-worth: pending.
Delivery status
Packing repair tools. Please hold the biscuits.
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