Shield held. Mummy brought up Sharma ji anyway.
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Family & Relationships
Buy Sharma Ji Ka Beta Shield
Deflects every comparison to the neighbour's son
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Sharma Ji Ka Beta Shield blocks all comparisons to the neighbour's top-ranking, smiling, gym-going and apparently perfect son. Comes with one proud smile and an "I am doing my best" button.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
He got 98 percent. I got a nice shield. Fair.
Best product for Diwali dinners.
Delivery status
Shield is warming up. Sharma ji has been notified.
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