Found a green flag. It was a napkin.
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Dating App Nonsense
Buy Green Flag Finder
Beeps when someone says "I love dogs and long walks"
₹19,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Green Flag Finder spots the lovely things: someone who replies on time, tips well and says sorry. Also beeps near a person who loves your cat. Rare and precious.
- Category: Dating App Nonsense
- Price: ₹19,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Finder works. Dates don't.
Beeped at a man with a plant.
Delivery status
Scanning for good vibes. Please wait.
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