Ignored my alarm. Slept till 9.
🙉
Ego Boost
Buy Ignore Mode
Selective hearing, now available for everyone
₹29,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ignore Mode lets you politely ignore small comments, big opinions and that group chat that never stops buzzing. Features include nodding, humming and a calm "hmm, interesting".
- Category: Ego Boost
- Price: ₹29,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Used on a loud uncle. Worked.
Great mode. Hard to turn off.
Delivery status
Ignoring you. Please wait for a reply.
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