Said "trust me" in a meeting. Nobody did. Still fun.
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Life Problems
Buy Instant Confidence
Walk into any room like you know the Wi-Fi password
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Instant Confidence lets you walk into meetings, weddings and queues like you already won. Works best when worn with sunglasses and a very firm nod. Side effects include saying "I will handle it" and then Googling it.
- Category: Life Problems
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Confidence arrived. Then I stepped on my own shoelace.
Strong walk, strong nod, zero plan. 5 stars.
Delivery status
Inflating confidence to a safe and dramatic level.
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