Claimed on Monday. Got a sigh. Worth it.
🛡️
Absurd Premium
Buy Monday Insurance
Claim it every Monday. Receive hope
₹79,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Monday Insurance protects you against alarm clocks, stand-up meetings and "can we sync quickly?" messages. Claim every Monday. Payout is a small cup of coffee and a very deep sigh.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹79,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Insurance covered the alarm. Not the meeting.
Fully covered, emotionally.
Delivery status
Processing your Monday claim. It will take till Friday.
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