Pressed it at Diwali. Heaven. For 4 seconds.
🔇
Family & Relationships
Buy Relative Mute Button
Mutes "So, what are you doing these days?"
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Relative Mute Button silences uncomfortable questions at family gatherings, especially the ones about salary, weight and your cousin's startup. Press once for politeness, twice for peace. Works on every relative except the one holding the microphone.
- Category: Family & Relationships
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Aunty asked about my plans. Button worked. Then she asked again.
5 stars. Ruined mithai breaks only.
Delivery status
Muting the relatives. Please nod and smile in the meantime.
More Family & Relationships nonsense
Buy Mom's "Beta, Kuch Khaya?" Filter
Blocks the question. Keeps the tiffin
₹24,999
Buy Dad's Lecture Skip Pass
Jump straight to "okay, bas, jao"
₹12,999
Buy Sibling Silence Pass
Five minutes without "Mummy, dekho na!"
₹24,999
Buy Aunty's Relationship Advice Filter
Filters "Beta, tum bhi settle ho jao"
₹24,999