Insured. Umpire said "out". Heart said "no".
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Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Umpire Decision Insurance
Covers every "that was NOT out"
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Umpire Decision Insurance protects you emotionally when your favourite batter is given out in a very strange way. Includes a replay, a sigh and a dramatic "are you kidding me?"
- Category: Cricket Fan Nonsense
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Policy paid out in snacks.
Claim accepted. Referee still wrong.
Delivery status
Reviewing your claim. Third umpire is thinking.
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