Escaped via the dessert counter. Genius.
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Shaadi & Marriage
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan
Leave the dance floor. Keep the dessert
₹39,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Wedding Guest Escape Plan helps you exit boring conversations, awkward photo lines and the "beta, tum kab" circle. Includes a fake phone call and a plate of paneer.
- Category: Shaadi & Marriage
- Price: ₹39,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Plan worked. Then I was drafted to dance.
Perfect for introverts and uncle-avoiders.
Delivery status
Mapping your exit route. Please look busy.
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