Crush said "hi". I replayed it 40 times.
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Buy a Compliment from Your Crush
"Nice shoes." Heart rate: 400
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy a Compliment from Your Crush delivers one tiny, perfectly timed "nice shoes" that makes your whole week. Contains no spoilers and zero promises. Use responsibly.
- Category: Absurd Premium
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Compliment received. Smiled at a wall.
Best product for tiny hearts.
Delivery status
Preparing a kind word. Please blush politely.
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