Watched 5 days. Result: draw. Soul: also drawn.
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Cricket Fan Nonsense
Buy Cricket Patience (5-Day Edition)
Survive a Test match without asking who is winning
₹4,999
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Product details
Buy Cricket Patience (5-Day Edition) teaches you to sit through a full day of defensive batting while being asked "so what's the score?" every ten minutes. Includes a cushion and unlimited chai.
- Category: Cricket Fan Nonsense
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Patience worked. Wife did not.
5 stars. 5 days. 5 sighs.
Delivery status
Waiting for a boundary. Please hold the chai.
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