Pizza listened. Cheese understood.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Emotional Support Pizza
Extra cheese, extra hugs
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Emotional Support Pizza arrives hot, cheesy and ready to listen. Never judges, never leaves and always has one last slice. Pineapple is a personal choice.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Ate 4 slices. Felt 2 hugs.
Best therapist I never hired.
Delivery status
Baking a pizza with feelings. Cheese in progress.
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