Kit arrived in my heart. Not in the mail.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Breakup Recovery Kit
Chai, a playlist and a bold haircut idea
₹12,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Breakup Recovery Kit contains one warm cup of chai, one dramatic playlist and a firm "you are better off" pep talk. Also includes the sudden urge to rearrange furniture. Tissues are fictional but supportive.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹12,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
The playlist helped. The haircut did not.
5 stars. Chai was imaginary but perfect.
Delivery status
Packing your recovery. Please hold the hug.
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