Wrote the text. Blocker said no. Thank you.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Midnight Text Blocker
Stops 2 AM messages you will regret by 2:05
₹5,999
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Product details
Buy Midnight Text Blocker locks your phone between 1 AM and 5 AM so you do not send "hey, you up?" to someone who is definitely asleep. Includes a free glass of water and a hug.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹5,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Slept. Woke up happy. No regrets.
Best product for 2 AM thumbs.
Delivery status
Locking your thumbs. Please sleep.
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