Blocked. Then I opened Incognito. Product is fine.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Ex Blocker Pro
Blocks them on every app and also in your dreams
₹4,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Ex Blocker Pro keeps your ex out of your feeds, your mutual friends' stories and your 3 AM thoughts. Works on every platform except your own curiosity.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹4,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Strong blocker. Weak me.
Peaceful scrolling for 3 hours. Record.
Delivery status
Blocking apps one by one. Curiosity is resisting.
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