Claimed after 3 hours of silence. Got a samosa.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy "Seen But Not Replying" Insurance
Covers you for emotional damage after a blue tick
₹9,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy "Seen But Not Replying" Insurance pays out in snacks and dramatic sighs when someone leaves you on read. Includes coverage for typing bubbles that disappear.
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹9,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Insurance works. They still did not reply.
Seen at 9:02. Healed at 9:03.
Delivery status
Processing your claim. You were seen at 4:12 PM.
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