Took leave. Boss said "feel better". Wow.
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Breakup Recovery
Buy Heartbreak Leave
A day off, a blanket and zero follow-ups
₹7,999
Fictional product. Nothing is sold, shipped or charged.
Product details
Buy Heartbreak Leave gives you one fully-approved day to stay in bed, watch dramatic films and pretend the outside world is a rumour. HR is notified with a gentle "we understand".
- Category: Breakup Recovery
- Price: ₹7,999 (never charged)
- Delivery: never
- Returns: very easy, because nothing ships
Customer reviews
Slept 14 hours. Cried 14 minutes. Balanced.
Leave approved by the universe.
Delivery status
Applying leave. Boss is somewhere in a meeting.
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